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Each Haikuvie is made up of 7 haiku poems. Here are some of my favorite excerpts, with no major spoilers. Think of them as little haiku trailers. :)

Iocane powder
brings end to battle of wits
ha ha ha ha... flop

A long time ago
George Lucas made a movie
that didn't suck ass

We won't do that thing
that thing would lower us, says
Yellow Book spokesman

Crazy guy with sword
will he throw and miss in the
special edition?

Lex is surrounded
by enormous boobs: Otis
and Miss Teschmacher's

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yessssssssssss!
I'll have what she's having, says
lady in deli

Airstrike on village
chopper blares "Kill Da Wabbit"
perfect surfing beach

From Titanic...

Stars: Leo and Kate
budget: 200 million
script: Lifetime movie

Dr. Malcolm speaks
in Goldblumian cadence
see, uh... that's chaos

Tony, reformed Jet
Maria, sis of lead Shark
this will end badly

This made less money
than "Stealth" and "Doom" and "Be Cool"
where is your God now?