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Independence Day
meets Blair Witch meets Annie Hall
meets War of the Worlds

What the hell was that?
oh my god, guys, oh my god
did you guys see that?

Gigantic monster
parasitic arthropods
either way you die

Will somebody please,
please get this dude a tripod?
shot in BarfoScope

Rebar protruding
from Beth's pain-ravaged shoulder
1... 2... 3... slide... YYYEEEOOWWWW!

New York razed again
just once, couldn't the monsters
destroy Ann Arbor?

Disaster movie?
disaster of a movie?
hmmmm... a bit of both

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