Haikuvie

Giant shopping cart
filled with brain-damaged douchebags
hurtles down the street

Air horn on golf course
springboard into ceiling fan
rockets shot from ass

Cameraman uneats
as finger and toe webbings
split by papercuts

Blood, puke, urine, poo
breathtaking stupidity
stitches, crotches, cracks

Psycho hair clipper
alligator in kitchen
wasabi snorting

Toy car in pooper
what's that? that's not part of you
that's something extra

Most honest title
in filmmaking history
don't try this at home

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