Haikuvie

Coconut hoofbeats
Arthur seeks to fill his court
square knights, round table

'Tis but a flesh wound
the Black Knight claims victory
unburdened by limbs

Cartoon God appears
and there was much rejoicing
a quest for the Grail

You English pig dogs
I fart in your direction
fetchez la vache... mmmoooooo

The knights who say NI
demand a nice shrubbery
(not too expensive)

Holy hand grenade
shalt blow the bunny to bits
one, two, five! three, sir!

Unladen swallow
Arthur braves the bridge of death
but ends up on COPS

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