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Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)

August 10, 2008 - Devon Biere

Klingon proverb say:
revenge is dish best served cold
it is cold in space

After 15 years
stuck on Ceti Alpha V
Khan finds his white whale

Kirk is speechless as
Ricardo Montalban's chest
appears on viewscreen

Vintage Shatnerspeak
please... you've GOT to... give us TIME
the... the BRIDGE... is SMASHED

Eyes bulge from sockets,
head and toupee shake with rage,
lips purse then part... KHAAAAANNNN!!!!!

I grapple with thee
from hell's heart I stab at thee
I spit my last breath

Spock's coffin rests in
lush Genesis grass, waiting
for the next movie...
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