Haikuvie

With popcorn in hand
I'm a kid again - oooooh, here's
the opening crawl...

Trade route taxation?
are you freaking kidding me?
trade route taxation?

Qui-Gon saves Jar Jar
earning a Gungan life debt
and our deep contempt

Conceived by the Force,
Skywalker will balance it
(quite literally)

Fear leads to anger
anger leads to suffering
movie leads to hate

Padme is the Queen
Palpatine is Sidious
I give not a fart

Filmmaking approach:
turn human actors to wood
bring pixels to life

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