Haikuvie

Story of a man
doing his utmost to piss
away a franchise

Anakin is full
of hormones and ego and
midichlorians

I don't like sand... it's
coarse, rough, and irritating...
like this dialogue

Mom dies in his arms
now little orphan Ani
will have his revenge

Blur of lightsabers
Yoda gets crunk on Red Bull
but Dooku escapes

CG clone army
battles CG droid army
no pixel is spared

Pile of bantha crap
execrable excrement
please make the pain stop

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