Haikuvie

A long time ago
George Lucas made a movie
that didn't suck ass

Beautiful princess
Vader takes her prisoner,
confiscates her bra

Luke craves adventure
R2 plays secret message
help me, Obi-Wan

Aboard the Falcon
with Han, Ben, and Chewbacca
time to learn the Force

Lightsabers humming
the circle is now complete
Sith retribution

Luke blows up Death Star
Darth escapes and flies away
to prep for sequel

One question remains
who gets Leia? the scoundrel
or her twin brother?

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