Haikuvie

Death Star, Tatooine,
walkers, fried R2, hewn hand...
copy/paste much, George?

Millions of young men
feel disturbance in Force from
slave girl bikini

The Emperor needs
a lozenge and some Visine
(or perhaps Clear Eyes)

How will rebels win?
how can Luke confront Vader?
how stoned is Leia?

Ewoks overcome
Imperial weaponry
but not fanboy rage

Darth Vader unmasked
looks like Jonathan Winters
in need of suntan

Rebel victory
celebrate the love... yub yub!
all downhill from here

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