Haikuvie

As Krypton nears doom
Jor-El bids his son farewell
(reading from cue cards)

Rock candy spaceship
hurtles little man toward Earth
crash lands on Kent farm

Kal-El becomes Clark
reverse hair part, put on specs,
who could see through that?

Lois, Clark, and Supes
love triangle... two people...
jealous of himself

Lex is surrounded
by enormous boobs: Otis
and Miss Teschmacher's

Dastardly plot foiled
leaving West Coast housing costs
to rise ever since

The posters promised
"you'll believe a man can fly"
that was for damn sure

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