Haikuvie

Ricky Bobby is
big hairy winning machine
pisses excellence

Cal Naughton, Jr.
is the shake to Ricky's bake
always number two

Dear baby Jesus
thank you for this Taco Bell
and smokin' hot wife

NASCAR nincompoops
face Formula Un Frenchy
spectacular crash

Ricky loses all...
title, endorsements, wife, friend,
house, car, use of legs

Deadbeat dad returns
fear the cougar, not the car
retraining begins

At Talladega
days of blunder back again
Ricky wins on foot

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