Haikuvie

Andy Stitzer is
a virgin (always has been)
no ho-runner, he

Toy collectibles
painted die-cast figurines
framed Asia poster

Cal, Jay, and David
see the world through one small eye
horny and hapless

Pussalia, the
Greek goddess of vajayjay
on her pedestal

Wax strip becomes blur
your nipples are not safe, friend
yeeowwwww, Kelly Clarkson!!!

Trish - one hot grandma
closes legs and opens heart
match made in eBay

Time to consummate
not like bags of sand at all!
let the sunshine in

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