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Predator (1987)

May 11, 2008 - Devon Biere

Team of commandos
(with two future governors)
enters the jungle

One by one they fall
invisible alien
hunting them for sport

Infrared vision
laser-guided plasma gun
not quite a fair fight

Arnie chomps cigar
if it bleeds, we can kill it
yeah... good luck with that

MacGyver-esque traps
come on, do it, I'm he-uh!!!
camouflaged in mud

What da hell are you?
predator removes his mask
one ugly mofo

Dutch runs for his life
echoing laughter ends with
massive explosion

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Titanic (1997)

May 4, 2008 - Devon Biere

Stars: Leo and Kate
budget: 200 million
script: Lifetime movie

Jack wins his ticket
in a lucky game of cards
irony abounds

Rose yearns for freedom
from duty, corsets, and her
prickish fiance

Ship of dreams sets sail
for love... exciting and new
we're expecting youuuuuuu

Jack and Rose fall hard
star-crossed lovers joined by fate
if she jumps, he jumps

Love defeats money
romance crushes the mundane
iceberg conquers ship

The king of the world
submits to watery grave
my heart will go on

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The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

May 3, 2008 - Devon Biere

Young banker arrives
in chains at Shawshank Prison
murder was the case

Red can get you things
like posters or rock hammers
or a pack of smokes

Dufresne's tax advice
saves sadistic guard a mint
cold beer on the roof

Convicts fall silent
as Mozart aria soars
over prison yard

Parole spells doom for
institutionalized man
"Brooks was here"... now gone

Raquel hides tunnel
Andy crawls to freedom through
filth and bile and poo

Red set free by hope
old friends reunited in
Zihuatanejo

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