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What's a Haikuvie?
A Haikuvie sums up a movie in seven haiku poems.
It captures the essence of the film and mixes in
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May 11, 2008 - Devon Biere
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Team of commandos
(with two future governors) enters the jungle One by one they fall invisible alien hunting them for sport Infrared vision laser-guided plasma gun not quite a fair fight Arnie chomps cigar if it bleeds, we can kill it yeah... good luck with that MacGyver-esque traps come on, do it, I'm he-uh!!! camouflaged in mud What da hell are you? predator removes his mask one ugly mofo Dutch runs for his life echoing laughter ends with massive explosion |
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May 4, 2008 - Devon Biere
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Stars: Leo and Kate
budget: 200 million script: Lifetime movie Jack wins his ticket in a lucky game of cards irony abounds Rose yearns for freedom from duty, corsets, and her prickish fiance Ship of dreams sets sail for love... exciting and new we're expecting youuuuuuu Jack and Rose fall hard star-crossed lovers joined by fate if she jumps, he jumps Love defeats money romance crushes the mundane iceberg conquers ship The king of the world submits to watery grave my heart will go on |
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May 3, 2008 - Devon Biere
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Young banker arrives
in chains at Shawshank Prison murder was the case Red can get you things like posters or rock hammers or a pack of smokes Dufresne's tax advice saves sadistic guard a mint cold beer on the roof Convicts fall silent as Mozart aria soars over prison yard Parole spells doom for institutionalized man "Brooks was here"... now gone Raquel hides tunnel Andy crawls to freedom through filth and bile and poo Red set free by hope old friends reunited in Zihuatanejo |
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